Niles, a multimillionaire, creates a new resort and theme park on an island in Fiji that features genetically-engineered sabre-tooth cats. THE ONLY THING I WILL DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE IS WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER. The dvd got delivered within the time limit. , Release date Here's the plot: "In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. Even though the saber tooth tigers look computer made, it still is great. The sci fi channel has run worse, but not by much. Brian hides the students in a nearby room, before he uses himself as bait to lure the female sabretooth into the lab, he secures the door and he then opens some flammable gas containers before exiting out the lab by another door, he throws a lighter into the room, resulting in an explosion that kills the sabretooth. , Studio The other two manages to kill a handful of people prior to being burned and gunned down. Where to begin? Look for it on DVD! The CGI is pretty bad, and closeups of prosthetic cat heads are laughable. Other than Robert Carradine, who has very little to do, the cast is unknown. It's certainly watchable. | The dvd got delivered within the time limit. It seems Jeepers Creepers: Reborns ending death scene was stolen from this movie. this movie exadurates with the gore, not nearly as much as pteradactyl, but still has to much. Please try again. In addition , a security agent (Stacy Haiduk) and her mate (Brian Wimmer) fight hardly against the carnivorous Smilodons. I took this movie to the heart and i filled with violence throughout especially since i was unaccredited for it since i wasn't able to make it to the movie set Fiji the movie was very realistic and has the in tendencies of dropping the realistic creatures and replacing them with robots and stuff. Inferior production stars a primal tiger called Smilodon or Sabretooth with lousy effects. The movie has a man starting his own theme parkerrzoo on a deserted island where people can see dinosaurserrSabretooths and it is called JurraoopsPrimal Park. | Another hilariously bad film. Kirk is killed by the male sabretooth, whose has climbed up onto the ceiling pipes. a sabre from a sabre tooth statue, falls on this guy, and lands in his mouth (real corny), and looks very bad. The Sabretooths, that are not sabretooths according to Mr. Primal Park (Just ancient killing cats), Are rather junky but the crowning accomplishment is the one I call "Sloggy". But it is only barely passable for the horror genre. I've seen it a couple of times. Thew whole plot of the movie seemed to be let us see how much fake gore and guts we can throw out there. Furthermore a third Sabretooth more dangerous and slow stalks its victims. Even more predictable and unexciting too! For undisclosed reason, a bunch of college students also show up to play a scavenger hunt. Out of the ones who do live, only one has completed their task, so I got a kick out of that. This product uses the TMDb API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDb. Niles orders him to find the cats and keep them safe, but Brian refuses and tells him its over. "The most amazing jet story to ever blast the screen! : Awesome movie!! a sabre from a sabre tooth statue, falls on this guy, and lands in his mouth (real corny), and looks very bad. Savannah and Brian discover the power is out and that the cats have free run of the island. He lets her know he shot the other cat and that it probably crawled off to die. Brian and the kids run into Sachariah, who lets them know that they actually bred three cats, not two. It's a discount version of Jurassic Park with giant killer cats! Back at his office, Niles reveals to Grant what the zoo will feature, a mated pair of nearly 800 lbs sabretooth cats. MPAA rating : PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) Package Dimensions : 7.1 x 5.42 x 0.58 inches; 2.93 Ounces. Attack of the Sabretooth is a 2005 horror film that premiered on the Sci Fi Channel, directed by George T. Miller, and starring Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell, Brian Wimmer, Stacy Haiduk, and Robbie Williams. But now after reviewing said scenes, I cant help but laugh at how bad everything is and looks. Overall, a really bad movie but despite its many problems I've seen worse. ", "The fate of two kingdoms rests in their hands. Company Credits i must have counted 5 people who died from decapitaction ihn the first half hour. The film is idiotic and a waste of time. I even bought the both of them together before watching them. On a remote island, a Primal Park security guard on break chases a piece of paper into a locked restricted area. They run into Alaina's bloody trail and find her head. Mr. Primal Park's death is the most laughable thing you will see in one of these movies as a Sabretooth statue's tooth jars loose (Courtesy of Sloggy), shrinks a few sizes, and impales the man through the throat. He brings a huge group of investors, and a group of student tourists to the island to show off his creation, only to have a power failure result in the cats getting loose. In the security center, they get a code orange on Gate 4. I really don't know if this movie can be called original. , Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell, Brian Wimmer, Stacy Haiduk, Rawiri Paratene, Subtitles: And they are on the loose, devouring as many extras as possible. When a bunch of college smalltime thieves puts a virus in the security system to participate in a scavenger hunt, the greatest attractions of the zoo - sabretoothes from the prehistoric age developed from DNA found in fossils - escape, killing the hosts and guards for fun. In all honesty though they are not helped by the terribly stilted writing which does nothing to develop the characters or make us care about their situation, and how stereotypically and annoyingly their characters are written, at the end of the day you don't give a toss about these people. Niles, a multimillionaire, creates a new resort and theme park on an island in Fiji that features genetically-engineered sabre-tooth cats. How many movies can you make about cloning sabertooth tigers? in Jack Van Slamme's review of Attack of the Sabertooth! The pair ends up in one of the labs where they find an incubator and sabretooth fetuses in jars. : ${cardName} unavailable for quantities greater than ${maxQuantity}. Even with its major problems somehow it is not SyFy's worst or among them. | They girls and Robbie meet up at the front of the building, but get split up again when they run from the approaching party goers. Lets do it!" : Your security chief is off banging the maintenance guy when things start to go wrong, the owner is a total tool and his brother-in-law is a louse. Instead of banter they trade insults. Attack Of The Sabretooth (film) part 4. Why? Shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Brian finds Alys and Collette, but they manage to get away from him. Technical Specs, See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro, prosthetics makeup assistant (as Lomani Derenalagi), assistant hair stylist / assistant makeup artist, hair stylist supervisor / makeup supervisor, re-recording mixer / supervising sound designer, sound post-production coordinator (uncredited), visual effects executive producer (as Stefan Gillard), key electrician (as Paul Gabriel Moussalli). Attack of the Sabretooth clip offspring373 33 subscribers Subscribe 472 Share 193K views 15 years ago clip showing the horrible special effects in the movie attack of the sabretooth Show more. Even better than dinosaurs because they did interact with humans before going extinct. Spoilers will be in this. Seriously, signup for our newsletter orFreddy will hunt you in your dreams. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. This badly written and directed "Jurassic Park" rip-off offers all the usual clichs (mad scientists who thinks people killed by the monsters are "expendable losses", characters walking down long dark hallways alone, brain-dead teen characters who's only function in the film is to die a horrible death, etc. Another thing, just about all of us have seen Jurassic Park, so don't blatantly copy it. She starts to shoot it, but Niles jumps on her and starts to strangle her. It's there that the island's owner the arrogant and all full of himself Niles is planning his Primal Park resort where he has genetically engineered three ferocious saber tooth tigers. More Info. Color, Multiple Formats, Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen, Nicholas Bell, Parry Shen, Natalie Avital, Phil Botana, Cleopatra Coleman, Amanda Stephens, Nathaniel Kiwi, Stacy Haiduk, Robert Carradine, Susanne Sutchy, Brian Wimmer, Tom Woosley, Rawiri Paratene, George Miller, Billy Aaron Brown, Aspect Ratio Released July 14th, 2005, 'Attack of the Sabretooth' stars Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell, Brian Wimmer, Stacy Haiduk The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 30 min, and received a user score of 36 (out of 100) on TMDb, which assembled reviews from 24 knowledgeable users. Official Sites Robbie hears her screaming and runs to help, arriving in time to have the cat throw her head at him and spray him with blood. gosh I sure hope there isn't a sequel. When a bunch of college smalltime thieves puts a virus in the security system to participate in a scavenger hunt, the greatest attractions of the zoo - sabretoothes from the prehistoric age developed from DNA found in fossils - escape, killing the hosts and guards for fun. Back in the compound, Robbie lets Sachariah know that he's the one who put the virus into the system and says he can restore the system if they can get back to the control center. Grab your buddies again and some more beer and enjoy. --. Grab your buddies again and some more beer and enjoy. The hilariously bad sequel to "Sabertooth". Awesome movie!! When a bunch of college smalltime thieves puts a virus in the security system to participate in a scavenger hunt, the greatest attractions of the zoo - sabretoothes from the prehistoric age developed from DNA found in fossils - escape, killing the hosts and guards for fun. People die and people die and people die. If I sound a little hostile, I apologize. Kirk and Sharona go back to the store where he found the shell to make out. But (like every other sci-fi film ever made), things go wrong and the cats are on the loose because of the bunch of meddling kids and their inquisitive minds. It was filmed on location in Fiji. I like "Sabretooth" better than this spin-off. : In the film, when the power is shut down the sabretooths get out, but the writer gives no credit to Jurassic Park which has the EXACT STORYLINE. Grant says he doesn't believe he really has the cats, then waits for Niles to leave so Autumn can crack the safe and steal Nile's research patents and data. I have a piece of advice for the people who made this movie too, if you're gonna make a movie like this be sure you got the f/x to back it up. I caught this on SciFi on while ago and it's one of the better SciFi original movies out there. . Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Sabretooth was always a guilty pleasure of mine growing up. So next time you are in the video store and you don't know what to watch. Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2007. this movie has one of the worst final sequenses ever. Attack of the Sabretooth (2005) - AZ Movies Attack of the Sabretooth (2005) Extinct no more! In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. Starting a zoo/theme park on a remote island sounds pretty familiar. He just should have said no to this s--t bag. Made by fans in Aotearoa New Zealand. Niles sends Alan off to perform an inspection, while he waits for his ex-brother in law Grant to arrive. I thought it was okay but some deaths were off-screen. They tried to play it for laughs, underscored by some strange happy-go-lucky music that didn't suit the subject matter. Apparently this was shot in Fiji. 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