SHREK: [laughs] Hey. Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. DONKEY: Thats more like it! GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. German Wikipedia. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. Now, dont worry. Shrek grabs Donkey and Puss and diver under the gate. The mouse lands with a thud. Bob: Glad to see you got your voice back. Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. DONKEY: Keep watch? That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. Uh excuse me. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. Move 'em on! GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! Is there anything I can do for you? Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. (hisses). Godmother smiles. Crowds of people are gathered by the red carpet as celebrities walk down it. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. Youll see. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Already our minds are becoming one. by William Steig.Directed by Chris Miller (in his feature directorial debut) and co-directed by Raman Hui from a screenplay by Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Miller, and Aron Warner, the film is set after the events of Shrek 2 (2004) and is the . An alarm sounds and red lights flash. Come here. JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! All right! The mucus is sparkling blue. Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". PUSS: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Everythings gonna be--. Donkey screams in pain. I dont know. GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. We are not going! DONKEY: A stallion, baby! FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . SHREK: Yeah, right. DONKEY: foul, angry ogre you always been. HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . DONKEY: And lets face it. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. Ladies! Milk em hard! Um Hes an ogre. BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? Shrek drops to his knees and clutches the area. DONKEY: Yeah, sure. Pound em dead! She screams and Shrek hears her from outside. DONKEY: Except for you. FIONA: Oh, come on! Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. Puss walks up with two women by his side. SHREK: We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. It's been years! This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . Coming! Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. GODMOTHER: What? This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. All I got in my room was shampoo. Right! Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. No. Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. DONKEY: See this is why nobody likes ogres. When you married me?! GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. Shrek looks out from the barn, solemnly starting at Far Far Away way off in the distance. Shrek 2 is a transcript. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. The noble steed. They pass a sign that reads "100 miles to Far Far Away". Thats the best friends job. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. When did this happen? You know I had the hardest time finding this place. He reads it. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. He goes over to the fireplace to warm up, but notices Fiona's childhood toys on the mantelpiece. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 2 International releases 2.1 UK 2.1.1 VHS 2.2 DVD US releases I know. Hey waiter! Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. Categories Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. SHREK: Look! They locked you in a tower! Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. GODMOTHER: Stop them! In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. Not me. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! That's a good question. PUSS:Hey! JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? FIONA: Theres just one problem. They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. DONKEY: Oh, no. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. PUSS: Oh, uh sorry. Puss screams. Ingredients are tested and mixed. It is a sequel to the previous film . I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Weve got to stop that kiss! DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. 0 references. He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. LILLIAN: I havent. Now! Woo! Sorry! She chases after him. Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Head em up! Yee-haw! He turns to look down at a feminine frog sipping a martini on a stool. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? The Happily Ever After Potion! Everybody wins. Rawhide! SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? Fiona: Donkey! GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Aw, lets keep him! PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. HAROLD: Uh, darling. Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. SHREK: No, no. They begin to sing along. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? FIONA: Of course! The glass window muffles his voice and none of them hear him. Thats where were going. Hansel and Gretel! I got to get a job. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. FIONA'S BEDROOM. But theyre my parents, Shrek. I was just taking care of your love nest for you. They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. GODMOTHER: Lets see. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. A littlefather-son time? I aint purring. Shrek, this is a bad idea. SHREK: Quick! Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. "Lived happily ever after." Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". Oh, get it off! It fades. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. Shrek/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek, DreamWorks Animation Shrek/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek . Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View src Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. AFTER!!!!!!!!! Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. He sniffs it and shows the camera. I ain't never got over that. HAROLD: Thats not little! If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. He turns the page to the next entry in the diary. Sorry. More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. I was so hoping you would approve. Donkey sighs. His stomach starts rumbling, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. Want a taste? DONKEY: Let me go!! But just as they are about to kiss, Shrek and Donkey come bursting through the doors to the courtyard. Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. Fear me, if you dare! Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. PUSS: "To make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true loves kiss by midnight.". Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? He leans down to pick her up. LILLIAN: Fiona does. I shouldve stayed. Thats what I like to hear. DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. Rawhide! They are making purring sounds. Shrek rips off both drumsticks off the turkey and bites them. Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. DONKEY: Alright you dont have to get huffy with me, Im only trying to help. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. GODMOTHER: If you really love heryoull let her go. No! The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. Puss picks up the discarded potion bottle and reads the label. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. LILLIAN: Theyre both festive, arent they? SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! Potions are put onto conveyor belts. by William Steig. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! W--w--we dont even have dental. by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . SHREK: Gee, thanks. Shrek walks through the streets with his head bowed down. They are watching footage of the event as it cuts to a commercial break. Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta? HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. 11. A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! You always need someone to do the back of your hair. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? SHREK: Wellit seems that Fionas not exactly happy. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. The music comes to a halt. We both acted like ogres. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. / Have a bichon fris! Knock em out! PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. But remember, dear, if you should ever need mehappinessis just a teardrop away. Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. DONKEY: Im sorry, too. Donkey sprints off, leaving Puss muttering angrily in Spanish. At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. Godmother hands Charming the axe. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? SHREK: Hold on! Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. SHREK: What choice do I have? Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. 1 reference. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Theyre not like that. Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? Gingy, Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, and the Three Blind Mice run inside. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. Charming continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess's tower. Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. GND ID. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. Move em on! SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! PRICILLA: Well, hi there! HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! DONKEY: Hey, baby! Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. Lillian runs over. You know, you didnt exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon! GODMOTHER: Cinderella! 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. And helping, a wannabe princess get her shopping done, our hero headed back to he king's castle for a good nights sleep. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. FIONA: Uh, you did! Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. Look whos finally coming around! My gosh! 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