[Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. The Soldier uses a shovel for his melee weapon of choice, which deals average damage, but he can also use a variation known as the Market Gardener which allows him to deal guaranteed crits while airborne, but at the cost of swinging slower than the default shovel. Soldier Quotes Tf2 Scout Quotes Soldier Quotes Inspirational Scout Sniper Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Blutarch Mann: [RED team is close to winning] Blast! The second pickaxe is called the Escape Plan, and allows the Soldier to run faster as he takes more damage, allowing him to run faster than even the Scout when he is nearly dead;on the downside however, it marks him for death (instant mini-crits) while wielding it. ", "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them. feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness, I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. Team Fortress 2 - Soldier. ", "My foot will transform into a foot - with your ass wrapped around it! Spy: I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen. [more laughter] No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my beloved battlefield! All right, fun's over! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Heavy: [singing, after eating sandwich] Me and my sandvich, coming to kill you! Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? ], Soldier: "'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Rick May, the voice actor for TF2's Soldier, recently passed away. Put them in a tub with scented candles. Redmond Mann: My mercs? ", "You have grit, you have valor, and now you have proof! The Soldier's Rocket Launcher is underpowered compared to most games in terms of damage, with even a direct hit by a rocket generally not being able to kill the stronger classes (in most games, a direct hit or even splash damage from a rocket is generally a one-hit kill). Friendship is *STUPID* magic! They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Oh I'm gonna be famous. You are also ugly! ", "I am a robot! This ability allows the Soldier to pop up in unexpected places and reach areas off-limits even to the Scout's double jump. I'm winning! Okay! ", "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! [laughter] This was a test all along! A variation of the rocket, known as the Direst Hit, is able to deal more damage than the default Rocket Launcher as well as mini-crits airborne enemies, but has a much smaller blast radius, encouraginghim to concentrate on direct hits rather than indirect ones. I was rea - I'm surprised. Open in app . ", "You will stand next to that cart or I will, "All gave some, some gave all! The BLU Sniper Gaming Heads is proud to introduce the fourth in our 12 inch Team Fortress 2 line, the Sniper! They are often used to provide comic relief, or to express the games theme of teamwork. If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate! I'm not up at night about it. Spy: [if caught on fire] I appear to have burst into flames. ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. Do you understand that? Like all ladies. Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. ", "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best. There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and - hey, it's pretty nice. Hey hey! Blutarch Mann: [if BLU team is winning, Redmond's body is closer to the final checkpoint] Whatever it is you're doing, it's working! You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! Where it belongs! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! Soldier: .to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat. 140 notes Aug 22nd, 2022. Searching for quotes from the TF2 wiki can be hard because voice commands, responses, taunts and audio previews aren't on the same page. ", "Let me give you some advice, son: Do not be a ghost! I'm gonna headbutt ya! Don't listen to my idiot brother! The Russian version is the only one to translate this line. Ha ha ha ha! Scout: [getting a lot of height with double or triple jumps] Hey I can see my base from here! He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes. Don't panic, but they are shooting at us. Demoman | Bloody - what have you got me into? Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] ", "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul! [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald bastard! Like the other characters, the Soldier is an anti-hero/anti-villain depending on whose side you're playing for. Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? Be the first to learn about new releases! RED https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Team_Fortress_2&oldid=3267113. How do you like this island? Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. ", "There are many like it, but this one is mine! You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!" RED team! I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. Bayonetta: You're lucky this wasn't a water gun, witchy! I like my enemies like I like my wines: I let them breathe, for a moment. [crazy laughter]. No clumps of hair, nothin. ", "All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us! Administrator: [all six players die] How could you *all* die at once? Blutarch Mann: You imbecile! ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! And - and ability. But dammit, we took it, didn't we? "Dominated! ", "I am a robot! Bombinomicon: Hey guys, up here! Soldiers chance inspirational god military obsessions navy wife marine wife army wife military wife troops support being strong love military wife marine wife holding on letting go limits. Scout: [looking at an enemy with his melee weapon out] I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils! Incorrect tf2 (& hcs) 1.5M ratings . 10 Rainbows. Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! 30 Best tf2 quotes: scout, soldier,spy, sniper,heavy. You're starving? Never complain, never explain, aim for the brain. It's not the winning, is it? Just go straight to the stabbing! "Owh! I've got your rent. According to ts2 stans the soldier class has proved to be one of the less effective character classes in the game they tend to require the medic s help far too often. Spy, -Welcome to the Hero/Protagonist wiki! Soldier: Time to inform your next of kin! [dominating a sniper] Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bats still dry. [singing] God bless America, land of America And so forth and so onMove out! Medic: The healing leaves little time for the hurting. Yeah! ==Thanks for watching and subscribing my channel :3== Top Tf2 Best Soldier Quotes. ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! But every month we have large bills Please consider unblocking us. Unnamed mother (deceased)Zhanna (Girlfriend), PyroDemomanHeavyEngineerMedicSniperSpyMiss PaulingSaxton Hale, The AdministratorMerasmusMonoculusThe Horseless Headless HorsemannRobotsZombies. I should've hired the RED team! Hacking, begin! I'm going to trot into the forest and pick. ", "Everyone, please stand! They said we shouldn't do it! Miss Pauling, Team Fortress 2 Mercenaries Awoo-ooh! You'll never hit my tiny head! All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! . ", "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets! He's choking on a bottle of moldy deer poop. Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. Not wanting Mann Co. to fall into the hands of the former dictatorial CEO, the Soldier alongside the other mercenaries dealt with the new mecha engineers in combat, ultimately gaining the upper hand and forcing Gray Mann to surrender to Saxton Hale, thus ending the Robot War (though Hale was forced to hand ownership to Gray's daughter Olivia soon afterwards). Administrator: Alert! I am a robot, I don't understand anything! ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Soldier: .and then he beat the crap out of every single one." [The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly.] The Rocket Launcher however keeps its notable trait of dealing splash damage, although the damage is generally less than that of a direct hit. Administrator: Friendships are in direct contravention of mercenary conduct as delineated in your contracts; and on a personal note: I am very, very, disappointed with you. Administrator: Alert! Bombinomicon: Okay, good stuff! They gave a lot! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Redmond Mann: You there! You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals. [counts on his fingers while talking to the camera] Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and brother? The Soldier is a crazed patriot from America's heartland in Team Fortress 2. I will just say that some of you have betrayed the trust of your employers and because of that you must die. ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. Hey, pow zoop. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America), https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3c/Cm_soldier_summary_callout_04.mp3. If they get that bomb to the hatchway, we're all done for! ", "Men, you are about to become someone's new worst nightmare! In memory of him, tell us your favorite Soldier quote. Medic: [dark voice] Redrum, redrum [normal voice] Red? In it, Players join one of two teamsRED and BLUand choose one of nine character classes to play as in game modes such as capture the flag and king of the hill. Character Bio: Name: Mr. Mundy Location of origin: Australia Job: Precision EliminationMotto: "Pink Cloud of Death Hailing from the Australian Outback, the Sniper is a tough and ready crack shot. I just made all my bullets disappear into your chest cavity.". TF2 Quotes (also known as Team Fortress 2 Quotes) are a selection of quotes from the game, Team Fortress 2. I need a roommate. ", "[Singing] I love to win, so I guess we should win! "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor." Soldier (TF2) tags: uhh Read more quotes from Soldier (TF2) Share this quote: Like Quote Hey, you guys. ", "DOMINATED!" ", "You are all maggots!" [Sotto voce] "Bye. Soldier has become infamous as several memes, including as TF2 freak Painis Cupcake. This is a simple site designed to help you with that. Bombinomicon: Man, you guys got some nice souls. I'm gonna headbutt ya! Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads. Welcome to Hell! Media in category soldier robot audio responses the following 200 files are in this category out of 304 total. ", "I love your death, cyclops; your death is. ", "All men gave some. [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! Soldier: Eagle head, charge! I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you! ", "Merasmus, get your spectral ass out here! Administrator: You failed me. I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion.] Being xenophobic and jingoistic, he carries an extreme hatred of foreigners (especially French and Scottish people) and hippies. Daisy: Your best sports are tennis and soccer. Showing 1 - 15 of 209 comments. ", "You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins! ", "This is what God would use to shoot somebody. Hair get in your eyes?" "Get a haircut, hippie." "You're a disgrace to the uniform." Dominating a Pyro "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!" Character Bio: Name: Mr. Mundy Location of origin: Australia Job: Precision EliminationMotto: "Pink Cloud of Death Hailing from the Australian Outback, the Sniper is a tough and ready crack shot. And uh um others. That was - did you hear that noise? Don't you dare! ", "You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! "Scotland is not a real country! If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! We didn't give an inch! It also makes me irresistible to ladies. By me. ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. ", "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it! Showing search results for soldier tf2 sorted by relevance. Come out! I have an eagle head right now. Holy crap, it's you guys! Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass! IN HELL! that line was provided by Nolan North as Rick May at the time had throat cancer. ", "If you do not like losing to an enlisted man, do not pick a fight with one! Valve Corporation. They've got a job! Merasmus: Merasmus the Wizard has come for your souls! From being scared! Okay, I definitely heard a gunshot then! [Sotto voce] "I cherish these moments we spend together. Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]. ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. I don't make the first move, just the last one. You are a mistake of nature! Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight sun tzu said that and i d say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. [chuckles slightly]. [Speaking normally] You do. discover all scout tf2. ", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN! Okay. These responses override the default responses for that category. It's not burned! One, two, three. Ha ha ha ha! ", "This is my rank up, there are many like it, but this one is mine! ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! Pauling here. Nice work guys. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. You are not welcome in my world! Heavy: [obtaining an achievement] I am most dangerous man in history of world! ", "Bomb head! You keep fighting, we catch up later. () Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! ", "DOMINATED!" Scout | Okay, now fight to the death. Noooooooooooo! Send my brother to hell! Redmond Mann: Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! ", "DOMINATED! BLU team! ", "I run on blood! ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? Ohwhat color would you say that is? First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! Hide your seeds and millet, cowards! Eat it! Scout: [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald bastard! If winning's good enough for, "[Singing] I love to win, by the dawn's early light! Team Fortress 2 / Quotes - TV Tropes Follow Quotes / Team Fortress 2 Awesome AwesomeMusic Characters DrinkingGame FanficRecs FanWorks Fridge Funny Headscratchers Heartwarming Laconic NightmareFuel Pantheon Quotes ShoutOut TearJerker Trivia VideoGame WebAnimation Webcomic WMG YMMV VideoExamples More Create New open/close all folders Characters Love a bit of stabbing. I tried it once. Medic: [with a dove head replacement resembling his pet bird Archimedes] I AM ARCHIMEDES! Ap-Sap: [as a device the Spy can hold to sap energy from Engineer buildings, the Ap-Sap is always with the Spy, and if fired upon while out, he responds] Is that gunfire? I'm about to start hacking! There is Hell in every direction. And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! [after killing a Heavy] $400,000 to fire that gun huh? Administrator: You failed! Scout: [dominating a Heavy] Them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't *hit* nothin', are they? You brought me a soul. Crack Cupcake is a RED Soldier TF2 Freak created by YouTube user ugotaphonenumber. Zombies? However, there are no grenades strapped to his bandolier and he is usually seen holding and/or smoking his crack pipe with an demented expression on his face. Zepheniah Mann: [as a ghost watching what's happening] You did great, son. Presto, you're dead! No need to answer. Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! It's sorta like making a. [typing sounds, buzzer sound] No! 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